You must spam grenades, but bitch when the enemy gets even one grenade kill.
You must not back out of the post-game lobby, and upon entering the post-game lobby, you must yell at the other team. If you are playing social, you must do the same for the pre-game lobby.
You must always blame your death on lag.
If the enemy is winning, it is because they are camping all of the power-weapons, spamming grenades, or lagging. Nobody is more skilled than us.
If you lose to enemies who mock you in the post-game lobby, you must yell loudly, so they can't get any words in. That'll show the arrogant bastard.
You must get angry if you are losing. If you don't, you are a spy, and you must be put to death immediately.